About the Race

Dogs. Our pets. Our best friends. Our children. Our good girls. Our good boys. Our co-workers. Our political leaders. Our president.


At IDLance, we believe that dogs, with their boundless loyalty, innate wisdom, and undeniable charisma, are more than deserving of a seat at the political table. Our mission is to redefine the boundaries of what's possible in the realm of canine contributions, challenging the conventional notions of leadership and representation.


Join us as we enter a new era where barks are heard, tails held high, and the question "Why not dogs?" becomes a rallying cry for a world where canine leadership is not only accepted but celebrated.

Squatter Party

The illustrious history of the Squatter Party, representing our canine friends with a penchant for genteel urination, traces its roots back through the annals of time. From the noble hounds of antiquity to the regal companions of monarchs, the tradition of squatting in dignified repose has been passed down through generations. In the medieval courts, royal advisors would take note of a dog's squatting prowess as a sign of loyalty and wisdom, cementing the Squatter Party's influence in the highest echelons of canine society.


Today, as the Squatter Party continues its legacy, it stands as a testament to the grace, sophistication, and historical richness that defines this esteemed canine political movement.

Leg-Lifter Party

The Leg-Lifter Party traces its spirited history back through the ages. Born in the vibrant tapestry of dogdom, this party, championing those who lift their legs with unparalleled exuberance, has roots deeply embedded in the communal markings of ancient dog tribes. In the courts of yore, leg-lifting prowess became a revered skill, symbolizing strength, dominance, and a keen understanding of territorial diplomacy. Renowned leg-lifters throughout history, from the regal hounds of emperors to the trailblazing pioneers of new lands, have contributed to the rich tapestry of the Leg-Lifter Party.


Today, as they continue to leave their mark in both the literal and figurative sense, the Leg-Lifter Party stands tall, united by a shared legacy of exuberant elevation and spirited camaraderie.

Bigggg Stretch Party

Rooted in the ancient traditions of dogs who reveled in the art of relaxation, the Biggggg Stretch Party reaches back to a time when each stretch was celebrated as a profound expression of vitality and well-being. In high society, dogs who executed majestic stretches were bestowed with honorary titles, marking the genesis of a legacy that would endure through centuries. As the party evolved, the camaraderie among dedicated stretch enthusiasts grew, fostering a community where every elongated movement was met with exuberant cries of "BIGGGGGGG STRETCHHH."


Today, the "Biggggggg Stretch" Party continues its legacy, uniting dogs in a shared appreciation for the rejuvenating power of a good stretchie-poo, a testament to the timeless bond between canine and owner that transcends the ages.

THANKS TO ALL THE PUPS THAT ENTERED!

THANKS TO ALL THE PUPS THAT ENTERED!

  • Dogs of all ages, breeds, and nationalities may apply.
  • Your pup will be recognized as the official dog president of the IDLance community from January 1- December 31, 2025.
  • IDLance strictly forbids donations made to your dog's campaign on behalf of Big Peanut Butter.
  • Your dog must be affiliated with one of the following paw-litical parties: Squatters, Leg-Lifters, or Bigggggggggg Stretchers. We are not accepting nonpartisan pups at this time, but, good for them.

Meet Your Current Candidates

Cornacki's Corner

Meet IDLNC's Chief Political Correspondent

Born in the heart of the Corn Belt, Steve Cornacki sprouted into the world with a nervous demeanor and an insatiable enthusiasm for the democratic process, particularly when it comes to our four-legged friends.


He is a literal ear of corn with googly eyes.


Steve holds a degree in Political Science with a specialization in Canine Studies from the Ivy League Institute of Advanced Anthropomorphic Crops. He's also a Rhodes Scholar.

Before joining IDLNC, Steve worked as the editor-in-chief of "Husky Quarterly," a renowned publication in the canine media landscape. His writings on the geopolitics of belly rub distribution and the psychological impact of fetch games have become seminal works in the field.


On election night, find Steve at the "Big Board," where he'll fervently track votes, making sure no ballot is left unchewed.


Disclaimer: please do not allow your dog within 10 feet of Steve Cornacki. He will be eaten. We'd never recover from the loss of our sweet googly boy. Steve is not an appropriate source of nutrition for your dog.

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